by jaime marzol » Tue Jun 18, 2002 10:33 am
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Whenever anyone dies the conspiracy buffs jump right off the banana trees and they start scribbling for the tabloids.
Elvis is not really dead, he faked his death. But they fail to mention that someone of Elvis’ immature pride would never orchestrate a fake death from a heart attack while he was sitting on the crapper. Elvis was found on his bathroom floor with his huge bvds around his ankles, dead from a heart attack? This was not Elvis’ style. Elvis would have orchestrated something like the ending of Brian De Palma’s SCARFACE. Ninjas attacked Graceland and Elvis went down in a blaze of glory. This is more his style.
Lucky Luciano when he was meeting with a Hollywood producer to discuss plans for a major movie about his life, was given The Borgia drink by the mob and he died at the airport. This has been told in every documentary. Now for the other side of the coin: Luciano had experienced several heart attacks already, was in poor health, and had been gobbling nitroglycerine pills for a few months to deal with the chest pains brought on by years of constant persecution from the Italian authorities. He was not meeting the producer to discuss plans for a movie. He was meeting the producer to terminate the deal. The mob in America had given him the red light on the project, and Luciano needed the screenplay back to destroy it.
John F. Kennedy is a vegetable and living on an island owned by Onasis. I’ve seen blurry pictures of some hunched over figure wearing a shawl, sitting on a wheelchair, watching the ocean. This is the same island that 2Pac is now living on since being crippled by an assailant’s bullet.
Can you picture that? 2Pac, and JFK, wheelchair buddies, watching the sun sink into the ocean from their secret island retreat.
What would 2Pac and JFK talk about? JFK would be telling 2Pac what a great lay Monroe was, while 2Pac is trying to teach JFK the secret rapper handshake. 2Pac: Will you shut up about this monroe bitch already! She can't hold a candle to Queen Latifah!"
Ah, conspiracies, conspiracies. They are-a-poppin everywhere.
the only one that had possibilitie, but it's not true, is that Morrison is still alive. He was very paranoid about the FBI trying to put him in prison over his wanker incident. jim didn't know he could get acid in prison, or he might not have been so paranoid. and i read that only one french policeman identified the body. I've read that french policemen can be bought for a can of snails, and american chocolate bars.
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