Citizen Kitsch - "But, Steven, we burned the sled."

[PT Caffey]

A Christmas catalog has come across my desk advertising, of all things, Citizen Kane memorabilia. It's the latest from "TCM Archives." For $139.00, a red "Rosebud" sled can be yours to burn at will. If that's too pricey, for only $29.95, you can get hold of a "Citizen Kane Snowglobe" to smash. Tired of Welles? Well then there's always the old stand-by: Casablanca poker chips ($119.00). Shocked?

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[Anton]

The snowglobe is a little too pricey too, although it would make a nice paperweight. I can't imagine why anyone would pay that much for a sled, unless they've got money to wipe their ass with, like Spielberg.